Saturday, December 1, 2012
Save the World - Buy This Inexpensive Book!
If saving the world (maybe even universe) from a mad experiment isn't enough, there is a free sample story “Maddy McKay and the Elves in Her House” available at Smashwords. If you like the story (and you probably will) buy the rest - if you don't like it, take one for team universe and buy it anyway. Buy it here or here if you have a cool accent but misspell many words.
"From the slightly* askew mind of Regan Wolfrom comes this collection of hilariously dark tales of love, death, and horrible timing.
Pretty. Shy. About as lapsed as a Catholic can get.
Trapped in the a cult of killer succubi with a taste for East Hollywood douches.
Somewhat tall. Can't dunk. Never knew her father.
Wakes up in a world of voodoo and zombies that she knows shouldn't exist.
Lonely. Awkward. Painfully ginger.
Finds two strange little gnomes who show her just what she's been missing.
Political outsider. Maverick. Avowed crazy cat lady.
Learns the sinister truth behind her unexpected electoral success.
Hard working. Hard drinking. Hard to please.
Comes to regret taking a trip on the edge of the world with people she knows she shouldn't trust.
Pink hair. Pretty smile. Like to eat people.
May soon discover that meat is murder no matter how you slice it.
A little lonely. A little self-conscious. Starving to death.
Trying to slim down to starving model size, but her little housemates don't seem all that supportive.
Softball legend. Proud Yooper. Breathes underwater.
Her strange gift has gotten her nowhere in life, stuck in a sad amusement park and surrounded by death.
Mysterious. Troubled. Fun at parties.
Has lived a long and dangerous life, and may be forced to live it all over again."
* "slightly" lol, "slightly" rotfl, slightly??? snicker - biggest understatement ever!